What I'm going to tell my daughters....

• Life in general is shitty, you forget to pay bills on time, you aren't organized enough to remember your auto insurance renewal, your car inspection or you license renewal...this shit will catch up to you and bite you in the ass big time. So get some organization in your life A.S.A.P. No one is going to do this for you and you can only blame your spouse for so long (5 years..people catch on.)

• It is the flu, the cold, a sinus infection. While you're little soak up all the "me" time you can, because when you get older, your spouse, your children and your job won't care. In fact they will be upset at you when you are sick, your life will belong to them. 

• Women will complain that it isn't fair that men say women can not get a job done and are not as equal as men because once a month they are bitchy. They are right it isn't fair that men say that. But not because it isn't true, because it is. The reason is that men have no right to complain about anything we women deal with. Their interior lining doesn't shed vast amounts of blood once a month. They don't feel like there are people drilling holes in the their lower abdomen and therefore they should shut their face.

• Being a woman is the most wonderful thing. We are very lucky in so many ways for example... cute shoes,  cute bras, hairstyles,make up, and motherhood.. But it is a draining position to be in at times for example .....cute shoes, cute bras, hairstyles, makeup and motherhood. 
• Learn to take the good with the bad and dance through the shit, because there is going to be a lot of it so instead of being cranky and bitter we might as well be happy and look crazy.